Can I offer you a Beverage?
I was gifted a kitchen towel embroidered with a declaration,
Notifying my guests with a most accurate piece of information,
It’s not a welcome sign, although they are welcomed in,
It’s not a warning to prepare them of a dog that is within,
No, I do not have any pets that I need to announce,
No need for them to be afraid that an animal might pounce,
I want my guest to know they can come and sit a spell,
I will entertain them with heartfelt stories I will tell,
My couch is rather comfy with a multitude of soft pillows,
A gentle breeze is seen blowing out in the weeping willows,
The view is so lovely, and the bird watching is divine,
From all perspectives, everything looks just fine,
But if the kitchen is the house’s heart, mine needs some CPR,
Even though the stools are neatly placed up beside the bar,
The sink is empty, and all the pots and pans are neat and clean,
The dishes are all handy, but not needed, if you know what I mean,
A beautiful white kitchen is sparkling like new,
But the pantry is quite barren and the refrigerator too,
In case they yearn for some homemade apple pie,
I just want my guests to understand why,
I may have to order or go down the street,
To get them their meal or desired treat,
I display my embroidered towel to let them in on my surprise,
As I kindly offer them a fast-food burger and some fries,
My embroidered towel simply reads: “I only have this kitchen because it came with the house”,
I live alone and just don’t cook because I don’t have a spouse,
There you have it, my confession has been made,
Now kindly sit right down, I’ll pour you some lemonade.
Tammy Harvey
11/14/2022